junk conversation

kalian tentu tahu atau pernah mendapati junker-junker di messenger yang tiba-tiba menyapa dan suatu waktu ketika saya tidak ada kerjaan, saya pun meladeninya. berikut rekapan percakapan yang terjadi tanpa saya tutup-tutupi, natural dan apa adanya.. (perhatikan gaya bicara saya yang tahu kalau sedang dikerjakan dan berniat balik mengerjakannya, gak penting sih sebenernya, just for laugh ;p)

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marybelle :

hi

Me:

ya

marybelle :

Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory

Me:

yeah. it's ok

marybelle :

I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

Me:

i'm not sure for today, i'm from indonesia. do you know where?

marybelle :

Can i ask you a quest?

Me:

what?

marybelle :

Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

Me:

nope. Wait.. where do you come from bitch?

marybelle :

Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....

Me:

yeah i know.

marybelle :

lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...

Me:

oke show me

marybelle :

ok let me set up my camera for you honey..

Me:

i'm not sure now, because I’m in an office hour.

marybelle :

um goto http://www.acceptinvite.com/9tms and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!

Me:

no no wait. i'm busy right now. i mean, you can show your whooty to me, first by sending your picture, then we could go further

marybelle :

Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register

Me:

can't do this time.

i'm in busy

marybelle :

fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now

Me:

hey can you continue what you've act before by setting up your camera, so that i can see you, lol

marybelle :

What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

Me:

blue

ocean blue

marybelle :

I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register

Me:

Hold on..

marybelle :

Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!

Me:

keep going baby

marybelle :

Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...

Me:

i'm not boy anymore darling.

marybelle :

i'll be waiting for you! Goto http://www.acceptinvite.com/9tna and Join!

Me:

Hell yeah… bye bye.